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Friday — Went out after work to meet up with Roy and his new girl. Ate at Bistro Bistro in Shirlington where they found mystery meat in the only non-meat dish on the menu and Ian and I had really sub-par Caesar salads. Mostly, the dressing was lacking. That would have made up for a lot, but the rest was pretty mediocre too. After that, headed across the street to Maggie Moo’s and then to some sports bar/club/disco place in Clarendon. It was… different. Hung out there for most of the rest of the evening and people watched, then headed home.
Saturday — Ran some errands in the morning and took my weekly trip to Wegman’s. I finally broke down and bought a set of measuring spoons. Turns out my standard estimates with whatever spoon I find in the house is pretty accurate according to this set of measuring spoons.
Got home and finally saw the neighbor whose assigned parking spot is next to mine. She always parks crooked, ending up either on the line or partly in my space, even though her space is bigger than the rest of the parking spaces because hers is on the end and she has extra curb space in addition to the standard asphalt area. Squidgey and I ended up going outside to be intimidating because she came so close to hitting my car on her first 4 tries parking. Attempts 5-7 were barely better. She started catching on by attempt #8 and was able to straighten out a little. Then she finally decided that attempt 9 was acceptable enough to get out. After my sis and Squidgey left and I went back inside, she came back out for attempt #10, which wasn’t much different from #9, but seemed to be more satisfactory to her. Apparently she needed to park without the pressure of spectators.
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The first tray came out stuck to the try with the edges caramelized, while the middle hadn’t quite settled yet. So, I thought maybe I would turn down the heat and they would be able to stay in for the requisite amount of time. Second tray, slightly less bad. They still came out really thin and crumbly. There were empty spots in the cookies, but at least they were cooked evenly. Third tray, I shaped them so they were little towers of dough so maybe they would spread less while they baked. Didn’t help. Fourth tray, I took out early and let them settle, but they still didn’t look like they were completely cooked, so I put them back in for two minutes with tray 5. Those came out with the best consistency, but they were still thinner and crumblier than normal. Tray 5 was about the same as 2 and 3.
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Got my act together, picked up Ian, and off to the party. They had some excellent pulled pork and numerous side dishes that various people brought. I don’t even know how many people ended up showing up… maybe a dozen or two throughout the day. Had to head inside when the thunderstorm rolled in, but stayed for a while after that. Met a few new people… talked to a few others who I never actually met. TLD got to tell people the story of my missed connection with the urination lady. (Urination lady… you’re so crazy…) There was also some discussion of how horrible Dan Brown books are, Ian’s differently opinioned grandmother, and some Turrettes-like outbursts. It was a fun time.
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1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
2. Combine flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon in a small bowl; set aside.
3. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract in a large bowl.
4. Gradually beat in flour mixture.
5. Stir in oats and morsels.
6. Drop by rounded Tablespoonfuls onto an ungreased baking sheet.
7. Bake 7 to 8 minutes for chewy cookies, 9 to 10 minutes for crisp cookies.
8. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes, remove to wire racks to cool completely.
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11. Spread in prepared pan.
12. Bake for 18 to 22 minutes or until lightly browned.
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After work last night, went and got drinks with a couple of coworkers and did the whole talking to humans thing. After some discussion about work, baseball, real estate, and traffic, I headed off into some traffic of my own. I was trying to get to my massage appointment, for which my sister so generously gave me a gift certificate. I however, showed up 40 minutes late because I sat in construction traffic for an hour to go two miles. Fortunately, the masseur was running late and didn’t finish until about 10 minutes before I got there and [said] he didn’t mind waiting.
After that, went to go pick up a pizza for dinner. With all the traffic and everything, it was getting kind of late at this point… It was about 9:45 by the time I got to Papa John’s. Fifteen minutes before they stop doing carry-out, so I got there just in time. The parking lot was deserted, but there were still a few restaurants and a grocery store open along that same strip. As I parked and went up to pick up my pizza, a couple of delivery drivers get back to do their thing.
I go inside and it’s the usual crew (Am I eating pizza too often if I recognize the people working there?). I tell them what I ordered and the guy runs my credit card and hands me my pizza. Total time inside: approximately 4 minutes. I go outside and head toward my car and notice a large SUV parked next to me. That’s odd… Of all the places to park in this empty lot, these people chose right next to my car? Oh well. People are dumb. Then I notice that the driver’s side door is open. They’re parked facing the opposite direction as me, so their driver’s side is adjacent to mine. The passenger of the other car tells the driver to hurry up. Hurry up? Oh, yeah… there’s the driver. Behind the open door. I didn’t notice her before.
La la la… Go around to the passenger side to put the pizza on the passenger seat and walk around the car. At this point, the other car’s passenger is getting a bit of urgency in her voice telling the driver to hurry up. “That lady wants to get into her car.” I figure if they’re not going to be considerate enough to close their door so I can get to my car, I can at least go around and get in. Oh, but no…
There was a point before I had gotten around the front of my car when I still couldn’t see the driver. It didn’t even occur to me to consider what this person was doing. Was she vandalizing my car? Was she getting her wallet in order to pick up her own pizza? Was she using my car as a shield so she could pee on the asphalt?
I’d like to say that I had thought to look at her license plate or get a description of her, but unfortunately I have nothing solid to pass on to you, dear readers. I have nothing else to make fun of. What I did see, I find more traumatizing than humorous. I walked around my car just in time to see this woman pull up her gigantic floral-print elastic pants over her pasty, cellulite-ridden derriere. I have no idea what she looks like, even how tall she is or what color hair she had. But I do have this image ingrained in my memory now. That is why I share this with you today.
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Hm… so this was a cake-filled weekend. Spent Friday running some errands and then baking cakes with Ian. We were both making cakes for our mothers for Mothers’ Day. I also chose that day to head over to Cartoon Cuts and get my hair chopped off for Locks of Love (Wow! They’ve really updated their website. They have recipient and donor photos up now. They’re really cute.).
After that went with Ian to Wegman’s to get supplies for our projects. We ended up not buying buttermilk from there because they only had non-fat buttermilk, which we thought seemed odd, but we didn’t want to mess with the recipe. We decided to wait and check another grocery store only to go to Giant and find out that they carry the exact same store-brand item. Apparently buttermilk only comes in low fat. I had no idea. Also, only in quart containers too. Oh well. I hope they have some use for the extra 3 cups of buttermilk.
Anyway, for Ian’s family, we baked a three-layer red velvet cake that turned out really nicely. The recipe we used was a little unclear (said to preheat at one temperature and bake at another, but the conversion to Celsius was a constant temperature) and we forgot two ingredients (vanilla and salt), but it tasted good and everyone seemed to enjoy it.
For my family, I decided on a mandarin orange cake. It turned out to be really easy, but much improved from just a plain old box cake. It used a yellow cake mix as the base and mixed in canned oranges. The topping I left separate so my grandmother would eat the cake without making a big show of scraping off any excess sugar that “didn’t belong.” It turned out to be a good idea. She had a piece yesterday when I went over for family lunch and liked it enough to have a second piece when I went by for lunch again today. The topping turned out really well and that might be my standard topping from now on. It was really light and fluffy, not too sweet and complemented the cake well. The pineapple went well with the orange in the cake, but in the future I might try different flavor puddings with it or cocoa or something like that. There are many possibilities.
Yesterday morning was spent finishing up the topping for the mandarin orange cake and then hanging out with my family for lunch. The afternoon and evening was spent out in DC watching an ultimate frisbee tournament that Ian was taking part in. Got some sun, some entertainment, and some reading in. It was a nice day out, but a little bit windy, so that proved a challenge for some of the games. Went out to dinner with people after and then headed home for some reading before passing out.
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* 1 cup butter, softened
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* 6 eggs
* 1 ounce red food coloring
* 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
* 3 cups all-purpose flour
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* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 tablespoon white vinegar
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2. In a large bowl, cream 1 cup butter with sugar. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Mix food coloring with cocoa and add to mixture.
3. Add flour alternately with buttermilk. Add vanilla and salt.
4. Mix baking soda with vinegar, and gently stir into mixture. Be careful not to over mix.
5. divide batter into three prepared 8 inch round pans. Bake for 25 minutes. Allow to cool.
*Notes: This is a lot of batter. 9″ rounds might be better. Just beware the pans might overflow just a tad when baking. Also, they’re serious when they say “large bowl.”
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* 1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
* 1 (20 ounce) can crushed pineapple with juice
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1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9×13 inch pan.
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3. Bake in the preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Allow to cool.
4. To make the topping: In a large bowl, beat together whipped topping, pineapple with juice and dry pudding mix until blended. Spread on cake.
Notes: So easy. ~5 minute prep time. This comes out to a lot of topping… could be used for round layer cake as well. Probably not enough for a half-sheet layer cake though.
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Reeeeaaarr! I’m gone for maybe 24 hours and look at this place. I’ll try to answer all of the questions that were posted, but that may prove to be too difficile with this French keyboard. You see, in France, the letter Q is used so often, they swap it with the letter ‘A’ on the keyboard. Can you imagine that? There are maybe a half dozen other swaps, so this’ll take some getting used to. The other thing throwing me off is that you have to hold shift down in order to get any of the numbers, unlike in the US when the numbers are automatic and you hold shift for all of the characters. That really throws me off because I don’t actually know my password for my e-mail. I just know the numbers associated with the character…which screws me in France because they mix them all up over here. I actually had to ask the guy next to me for help typing the ‘@’ key…which really hurts my pride being a nerd and all. I felt like Ben Stiller near the end of Zoolander trying to figure it all out.
*takes breath*
Okay, at 3 euros per hour, you all should be honored that I am taking the time to write. With that out of the way, I hit the ground in Paris yesterday afternoon, though I posted my last entry at the USO in Germany. Right now, I am at the XS arena, one of the only places with extended internet hours. The rest of Paris doesn’t seem to wake up before 9:00.
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To answer Joel’s question, my decision to join the National Guard came after the summer after my first year of college. It was the first time in my life when I was not either employed or going to school. I didn’t like the feeling of being useless, so I decided to enlist. That was actually second on my list as I wanted to be a firefighter as well…but I’m happy that I made the decision that I made. It’s been very rewarding and I get to make a very different impact on my soldiers’ lives compared to the kind I have on my students’ lives.
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Right… And why would they prove that they’re from the future by giving you stock prices or cures for diseases. That would completely throw off the space-time continuum and make their futures not exist. Stupid guy.
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So, let me get this straight. A 13-year-old girl was taken away from her parents 4 years ago because they were abusive and put into a group home, from which she ran away for 2 weeks, got pregnant and now the Department of Children and Families wants to intervene? They’re stopping her from getting an abortion because she is not mature enough to make that kind of decision.
Well, she’s also not mature enough to be wandering around without a guardian. She’s not mature enough to be out on the streets on her own getting pregnant. She’s not mature enough to be raising a child. But what do you want her to do about that?
Don’t these people care how she got pregnant? Who the father is? What will become of the baby after the child delivers him/her? It’s clear that she can’t take care of herself. How will she take care of another human being? She’s not old enough to work, drive, vote, or even open her own bank account. Who will pay for this child and her baby’s medical bills?
In the case of the severely retarded woman who was raped and forced to carry the resulting offspring to term, the baby was adopted. So, fine… the highly publicized pro-life cases result in the child being adopted. What about the rest of the people in the adoption system? What about these children getting pregnant? These “troubled teens” that no one wants because they’re a bad influence on other kids. They get into trouble with the law or they steal from their foster families.
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Hung out with my mom yesterday morning walking for the March of Dimes. Apparently this was the weekend to do this kind of thing… There was also a walk/run for brain tumors and I think the Avon Walk ended somewhere near the mall.
It was a 5-mile walk starting from the Ellipse, going around the mall, around the Tidal Basin and FDR Memorial, and ending back at the Ellipse. Apparently somewhere in there they cut the walk route in half, but didn’t make that clear to all the participants or reflect it in the map, so we ended up doing the whole route anyway.
There was also one lone protestor, which I still haven’t figured out. She was standing by the start of the route with a sign that said something to the effect of, “My sister had a birth defect and our family is against the March of Dimes.” Why? I don’t know. What is the purpose of her protest? I don’t know. Didn’t have a chance or really feel like talking to her, so I guess now I’ll never know.
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Spent the rest of the day hanging out at my parents’ house. Left to go over to the HOY and did math! That’s about it. I’ll have pictures from yesterday probably up tonight some time. Didn’t bring a camera on Saturday, though I kind of wished I had. It was kind of cool with all those tents set up in the middle of a track. But I didn’t want my camera to get rained on, so it worked out ok. -j.
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