Beachhead
Posted in Life on 08/23/2005 06:00 pm by enjanerdDay 1: Friday, 8/19/2005
I get up for work and have just gotten out of the shower (around 6:45am) and ScholarshipWinner is yelling my name from downstairs. I say, “Just a minute,” rush to get dressed, and run downstairs to find out what she needs. I get down there and she asks me how to get on the internet. I explain that our wireless network is password protected and I can give her the password for it, but I don’t really know how to set it up, since other people have always done it for me. She asks where she needs to enter in the info and I repeat that I don’t know off-hand. She seems ok with it as long as she has the password, confident that she can figure it out.
She also asks to make sure we have free long distance anywhere in the U.S. Uh… no. We don’t have any long distance plan that I know of. Oh, well she made a bunch of long distance calls last night. She’ll have to pay us back when the bill comes in.
I leave her downstairs to figure out her computer stuff and head back upstairs to finish getting ready for work. As I’m walking out the door, I hear ScholarshipWinner calling my name from the basement again, very urgently. What could possibly be going on? I drop my things in front of the doorway, leave the front door wide open, and run downstairs.
“How do I get the cable to work?”
Oh. Use this remote and change the video input. That doesn’t work. Look a little closer… Oh, how did the VCR get turned on? And the cable box turned off? And the TV on the wrong channel? Ok, so she’s not very technologically savvy. It seemed like her method was to push buttons like a monkey in the hopes that it would work out. Explain the set up and the remote. Say my farewell and head off to work.


