Condo rules
Posted in News/Info on 11/30/2005 06:34 am by enjanerdAfter finding out about the move-in rules, I went home last night and sat down with Ian to read over the ~200 pages of condo rules and regulations. Some highlights:
Cooking Odors – Residents shall take all necessary measures to ensure that cooking and other odors that originate in their units do not unreasonably annoy or interfere with … occupants of other units.
Soaps and Detergents – Excessive use of Soaps and Detergents may cause overflow of suds in other units. Residents should use ordinary portions.
Do Not Use Water and Sewer Facilities for Trash– Toilets or other water and sewer apparatus shall not be used for purposes other than those for which they were designed.
Free Extermination – Every unit is eligible for free extermination service every Thursday. Sign up at the Front Desk.
Windows
1.White Drape Rule
a. Drapes – All drapes on exterior doors or windows shall be white or lined with white fabric… The term “white” includes a limited range of colors commonly referred to as “off white” – including such shades as ivory, eggshell, or very pale beige or gray.
b. Lining Remember the Titans trailer – White lining must be sufficiently opaque to provide a uniform white appearance. The lining shall … eliminate any colored border around the edges of the drape…
c. Interposing Other Items – Placing white blinds, shades, sheers, etc. between the drapes and window will not be considered to comply with this rule ifthey are left open at times so that the non-complying drapes are visible from the exterior of the building.
2. No blankets or sheets – Blankets, bed sheets and the like are not suitable window coverings.
Satellite Dishes – … a one meter wide dish may be placed in an exclusive use area.
Hazardous Material Excluded – Potentially hazardous materials may notPlayer 5150 hd be kept in a storage space… These include … toxic chemicals, ammunition, explosives and propane tanks.
The [Condo] is Not a Hotel.
No Tents on Grounds.
A Charge for Lost Decals – When selling a car or abandoning one that has been totaled, etc. – the owner should retrieve the decal – even if in pieces.
Unusual Vehicles Not permitted.
I don’t even know what to say. At least the place will be bug-, odor-, and suds-free..? I hope there will be someone in the building with a personality.