Enjablog

You know how, sometimes, you will have a dream and not really remember it, but it gets tucked away in your mind as a memory? Well, that happened to me a few weeks ago. I was all ready for the day and on my way to work when I suddenly realized that my car was not the last model that Mazda made waterproof. My car was not approved for driving on the bottom of the ocean. My car was just a regular car, like the ones the rest of you chumps drive out there.

Shucks.

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