Penguins in Texas?
Posted in LOTD, QOTD on 08/10/2006 06:59 am by enjanerdOne rockhopper penguin died in the crash and a further three gentoo penguins were killed by oncoming traffic.
Ok, so I know penguins can’t drive, what with not being able to reach the pedals and all. And I know they weren’t really driving that truck transporting them. But I can’t help but picturing the movie Madagascar in my head when I was reading that story. Penguins… Being transported from a zoo… Suddenly, there’s a car accident and then all the animals get loose. But none of them really know what to do? Real life stole from the movies.
Poor penguins.
QOTD (Weingarten, of course):
Deep down, I believe that gay men are just kidding. ‘Cause I just don’t get it. I want to grab a gay friend, and drag him to the movies, and FORCE HIM to stare at, like, Natalie Portman (speaking of hot Jewish women), and say, “NOTHING??? YOU GOT NOTHING?????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT????”
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I can’t understand women who are NOT gay!