Call to pants
Posted in Life on 10/11/2006 11:06 pm by enjanerdI’m reorganizing my dresser and closet because I find my current system inefficient. And I feel like I never have any clothes, but I know I have trouble getting all my clothes put away because I don’t have enough space. Yeah, something must be wrong here.
Found so far:
- 1 pair, cute knee socks that I’ve never worn because I couldn’t pull them up past my abnormally large calves. (Sorry, BFF. I kept them because I thought they were really cute, but I think I’ll give them back to you so at least they’ll get worn.)
- 3 pairs, men’s pants, size 31×30. These are from my college years when I stole pants from my brother and was “forced” to gain weight so they wouldn’t fall down.
- 1 pair, men’s pants, size 34×30, green. Who do these belong to?? I was trying to find a place in the drawer where they would fit, but they wouldn’t line up with the rest of my pants. Finally, I unfolded them to see if I could fold them neater and found that they were ginormous. These pants do not belong to me. If they belong to you, let me know.
- 1 T-shirt with a squirrel on the front. Caption: “Protect your nuts!”