National Maritime Day Drinking Game
Posted in Holiday on 05/22/2007 09:43 am by enjanerdWhereas May 22, 2007 is National Maritime Day
,
Whereas no one cares about this holiday,
Whereas every time this holiday is mentioned, someone brings up Flag Day (which is not the same, but similar in that it is also a holiday),
Therefore, be it resolved that:
If you see a ship, drink a shot;
If you see a cargo ship flying an american flag, finish off the bottle;
If you see a Navy vessel, gargle salt water.
05/22/2007 at 9:58 am
Do river barges count?
05/22/2007 at 10:36 am
Yes, definitely. :)