Archive for November 11th, 2007

If you love google so much, why don't you marry it?

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Man, I had no idea how much competition I had for google. I finally thought to google “marry google”

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and there were over 2000 links. Then I checked out “I want to marry google”

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, which resulted in over a hundred links. Not surprisingly, there was an overwhelming majority of females interested in google nuptials and few, if any, men. At least no screennames or blog titles that sounded male.

It’s kind of creepy to read people write about marrying google and making babies. Now, that’s just weird. What would you have? CG babies? Google doodle babies? Little websites that cry a lot at first, but that google will eventually place all its hopes and dreams on, living vicariously through the new websites for whatever google is unable to achieve? Yeah, creepy, right? I think I’ve proved my point.