Enjablog

Dear Citibank,

Please stop calling me with 15-digit reference numbers and multiple 800 numbers where I need to call you back. And then, when I do call you back, pretending like you didn’t actually want anything.

I know what it’s like. You just want someone to talk to, anyone. You’re probably lonely and have no friends. You want to know why? Because you’re freakin’ annoying and incompetent at your job.

If you want something, have the person who wants that information call me. Otherwise, leave me alone.

Much love,
Enjanerd

Dear RoomStore,

Please stop delivering broken sofas to me. Please stop calling Ian about the sofas. Please stop pretending to take down my phone number and not actually updating my account and then calling me Ian.

Butterflies and sprinkles,
Enjanerd