Enjablog

So… after clocking 10 hours at work today, I had a group meeting for class. And now I have about an hour of homework to finish up and review other people’s slides, along with emails tasking me with about another 4 hours of work that I’m expected to get done by tomorrow morning.

Seriously? When did I become an adult? I’m still surprised by this. Still.

Things still on to do list:
- finish laundry
- empty dishwasher (I have discovered that the “clean dishes” light turns off after a month. Yes, I’m that bad.)
- finish homework
- email group
- schedule time to work on my part of design to send to classmate
- get enough work done so I don’t go crazy tomorrow morning
- pick up prescription that I called to refill 3 days ago
- go to sleep
- stop blogging.

Dear Enjanerd:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson