Archive for July 8th, 2009

How to pick a wedding ring

Ian: How did you sleep last night?
Me: Not so well… I got woken up by Dwight having a competition to see which metal would be best to use for your wedding band.

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Me: I think maybe I dreamt that. Did that wake you up?
Ian: Do you mean Dwight Schrute?
Me: Yeah… Hm… That must have been a dream. The fighting would’ve woken you up.