How to pick a wedding ring

Ian: How did you sleep last night?
Me: Not so well… I got woken up by Dwight having a competition to see which metal would be best to use for your wedding band.

<pause>

Me: I think maybe I dreamt that. Did that wake you up?
Ian: Do you mean Dwight Schrute?
Me: Yeah… Hm… That must have been a dream. The fighting would’ve woken you up.

 

5 Comments

  1. A competition like “Deadliest Warrior”?

  2. Yes! *Just* like that… even though I’ve never seen the show. But just like what I picture from the description on their website.

  3. Laura Tollin

    Platinum. Only problem with it is that you have to get it polished often since it’s a pretty soft metal. But very pretty and *shiny*.

  4. Right, but see? As a weapon, platinum would be terrible!

  5. Unless you made a cudgel out of it.

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