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On Friday, August 12 you’ll post 3 stories.

* Two false and one true or
* Two true and one false

Readers have to pick the false story(ies), leaving their guess in the comments. (Make sure you let them know which version of the game you’re playing.)

On Monday, Ausgut 15 you’ll post the correct response.

The stories can be as crazy as you want them to be. But you want to make them all believable enough that the reader has to give the game a little thought.

You have two weeks to work on your stories and get the word out. You can use the button above to link back to this entry for the guidelines. (Please download and copy to your own server.)

The Payoff:

It’s just about having some fun. Does it get better than that?

Miscellaneous:
If you’re playing, leave a comment or send a trackback and I’ll compile a list of players.

permanent link:
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What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

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8. If I could be a chef…
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10. If I could be a linguist…
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12. If I could be a librarian…
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14. If I could be a lawyer…
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16. If I could be a professor…
17. If I could be a writer…
18. If I could be a backup dancer…
19. If I could be a llama-rider…

20. If I could be a bonnie pirate…
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22. If I could be a proctologist…
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31. If I could be an ocean engineer…
32. If I could be a multi-media strategist…

If I could be a chef, I would follow in the footsteps of my evil twin and become a pastry chef.

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If I could be a writer, I’d make up all kinds of gossip that my friends don’t give me now. There’d be monkeys and clowns and car chases… maybe even a drug bust or three. Oh wait, I already have that. Well, not the monkeys or clowns. I’ll keep those.

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Ok, and let’s see… who do I get to burden with this? ;)
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Everyone else is, of course, welcome to play. Just picked these three because they update pretty regularly. (And probably check my blog regularly too.) -j.

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LOTD (some of you may have seen this before… I took it down because of a complaint, but I’m re-posting with different, and hopefully, less offensive quotes.): Sardonic Side Show –

“California state lawmakers proposed giving 16-year-olds a 1/2 vote and 14-year-old residents a 1/4 vote to try to encourage teenagers to be more involved in the political process and learn fractions.”

“My point is: yet again this country has been split into two factions. There are those praying and hoping that Terri stays alive long enough to go through menopause because they are caring and compassionate people. And those that have told their loved ones to unplug them at the first sign of drool. Probate lawyers are getting frantic phone calls for their services.

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: “Here is the Sharpton Plan: Set realistic goals. Exercise three times a week at the gym. Skip breakfast. Salad for lunch (maybe some chicken, too). Salad for dinner (maybe some fish).

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Please read the next entry (Task for the Day) before reading this one. Thanks!

Hypothesis: It’s easier to name good deeds that you’ve done than bad because most people don’t try to be mean. But when you think about mean things done to you, there are plenty of negatives out there. (Everyone’s a victim.)

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2. Helped a friend move.
3. Went with my sister to help take my grandmother up to visit relatives in NJ.

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2. Made a mean joke at someone else’s expense.
3. Ignored/avoided people because I didn’t feel like talking to them.
4. Gossiped/Made up lies on my blog (Ok, so I’m not really ashamed of this because it entertains me. But it’s also probably not a good thing to do. So, in case there are people who didn’t know, I make stuff up.).

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2. Not saying thank you or being appreciative when you’ve done them a favor.
3. Accused of something I didn’t do, without justification.

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Analysis:
As predicted, I found it difficult to come up with the mean things I had done. But contrary to what I expected, it was much easier to think of nice things people did for me than it was to think up mean things done to me. Most of the things I get angry about, (even road rage) aren’t really directed at me, personally. They’re general things in life and in the world that aren’t to my liking, but it’s not a personal attack that causes me to be angry.

Anyway, let me know how you did. Entertain me.

Was discussing with TLD what a mean person he is and told him to name 3 nice things he has done so far this year. He did pretty well and came up with 4. Then I asked him to name mean things he has done and he was pretty quick to come up with one, but then got stuck after that.

Anyway, your assignment is to think of 3 nice things you have done so far this year and 4 mean/bad things you have done. Feel free to share if you want, but at the very least just humor me and play along.

Examples (of good): taking/picking someone up from the airport, helping someone move, checking on a sick friend, letting someone cut in front of you in the supermarket line.

Examples of bad: calling someone a whore, lying to get something you want at someone else’s expense, tipping poorly, cutting someone off in traffic (Even if they cut you off first… the whole “he started it” excuse didn’t work when you were little. Why should it now?).

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Anyway, I have a hypothesis which I will post along with my answers later. If you play along, please pay attention to which task gave you the most trouble and which was easiest. Thanks! :) -J.

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