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“No, they don’t get in until later. Why?”

“I heard a man and woman shouting in the locker room, but I couldn’t tell if they were fighting or just arguing loudly. I thought maybe someone should check just to be safe.”

“I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do. I’m not supposed to leave the desk unattended.”

“Oh, hm…”

“Stop by when you finish your workout and tell me if they’re still fighting. I might be able to do something then.”

“Ok, thanks.”

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She steps back from him, “I’m not going anywhere with you. Leave me alone!”

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Jigga-what now? “I thought he lives upstairs.”

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Ohhh. How old are these people?? They looked around mid-20s to me. My age. I would not expect DeskLady to offer to call my parents to someone I wronged. Maybe they’re younger than I thought. Do young people physically abuse each other? Yeah, I suppose so. You hear all those stories in the news. And yet, “all those stories” are usually stories I hear from other people telling me about these horrible tragedies they heard about in the news.

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Woman looks at me, confused, uncertain. “I guess I should call the police?”

“That’s what I’d do,” replies DeskLady encouragingly. “But I can’t call for you. You need to call.”

I can see Woman hesitating. From the TV shows I watch, I knew she should at least call to file a report and find out her options. She could change her mind about pressing charges later, but she would have less of a chance of conviction if she waited.

“You could call the non-emergency line for the police if you want. You don’t need to call 911, but it’s probably a good idea to report this either way.”

“Ok, do you have the non-emergency line?”

DeskLady looks it up for her and a few minutes later, the police are on their way. I sit out front on the benches with Woman. Over the course of the next few minutes, a lot more of the story comes out. Some strange, some key to understanding the whole situation.

She’s known this guy for ~2 years, but doesn’t know his last name. They’re just friends and have never dated, but she has dated guys in the past who have hit her. They’re in their 20s, btw. She’s 22 and he’s 24 or 25.

She was at a pool with some friends earlier and when that pool closed, he invited her to come hang out at the pool at his building. So she got a ride over with him and they hung out for a while. When that pool closed, they went in to the sauna for a bit (which is why she was in the men’s room). Then, when she decided that it was time for her to go home, he wouldn’t drive her.

He made up some excuses, said he didn’t have his car, offered to drive her home after she gave him head, etc. He left for a couple minutes, so she took out her brand new [red? I have no idea what it was] cell phone and called a friend. When he got back, she clapped her phone shut. He twists her arm and grabs it from her. When she insisted she needed to leave, he refused to let her.

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Two police officers arrive in separate patrol cars. While they’re filling out paperwork from wherever they were previously, Woman and I make small talk.

“I hate talking to police,” she confides.

“Aw, they’re not so bad… And they’re here to help you.” Did I actually say that? I just walked out of a 1980s after-school special. (“You, alright!? I learned it from watching you!” Haha, yeah…)

“What do you do for a living? You’re not a cop are you? I’ve just been bad-mouthing them,” she claps her hand over her mouth in embarrassment.

“Nah, I’m an engineer. But all the cops I’ve met have been nice.”

“Wow. An engineer. I just started fashion school,” she laughs.

“Cool.” Quickly, I try to think of a follow-up question, besides “What do you do there?”

“I don’t even know what engineers do.” She sounds almost disappointed with herself.

“Eh, I know nothing about fashion either, so I guess we’re even.”

“We have nothing in common,” we laugh together, before the imminent pause in conversation.

We talk about Cops for a few minutes before the officers exit their vehicles and take our statements. The officer speaking with Woman was well trained, but missing a little something in implementation.

“Tell me what happened.”

“Well, I’m just frustrated and angry.”

“That is understandable,” he recites from his manual on “How to Console Victims.”

“He hit my head against a wall! He took my phone! I don’t have to put up with this.”

“Of course not. No one deserves that.” Chapter 2: Everyone is Worth Something.

“He wouldn’t let me leave! He twisted my arm!”

“Wait, let’s start at the beginning.” Policing 101.

So she tells her story, starting from the middle as far as I can tell. But as she elaborates, she fills in details from the beginning.

I give my statement and contact info to Deputy Jr. Run upstairs to let Ian know I’ll be a little bit longer before dinner.

“Gonna be late for dinner. Gotta give statement to police. Be back in a few.”

Go back downstairs, listen to the tail end of Woman’s story.

Officer Robot asks Woman, “What would you like us to do?”

“What can you do? Are you going to arrest him?”

“Well, that’s up to you. You have a couple options here. 1) Walk away and, hopefully, never see this guy again. Or 2) I can go upstairs now and talk to him, ask for his side of the story. It’s up to you whether you want to go to court and press charges.”

“Do I have to go to court before anything gets done?”

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She only needs about a second of thought before responding, “I want you to go do that. Go talk to him. I want to press charges.”

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Logged on this morning and found my money all there, safe and sound. *Phew*

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Every now and then, people write in saying they were invited to some shower or received a “Save the Date” card, but never got an invitation. Then there’s some huge rift in the friendship/family and people are never the same again. Or, a couple sends out invitations and never receive a response card back, their good friends don’t show up, and are forever angry with each other.

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I received a phone call last night from JL2 saying they haven’t received a response card from me yet. But… but… I haven’t received an invitation yet! Did he send it to my parents’ house? I always forget to check my mail there. Or maybe Sonny’s house… Is anyone checking mail at that address now?

Turns out they forgot to put our apartment number on the invitation. I’m surprised it didn’t get returned to them, but maybe the postal service left it with the building and the building people didn’t finish the job. In any case, that all got straightened out. I received a pdf of the invitation in my email last night. Very classy.

Making reservations today. It’s kind of a good thing my sister’s going out of town because the wedding’s on her birthday (She’s turning *30*! Shh… don’t tell her I told.) and I’d feel bad about missing that. Not bad enough to miss a friend’s wedding, but still a consideration.

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I should apologize to Sonny for making him censor his blog. I told him not to post anything yet since I hadn’t finished telling people. But then someone else went ahead and posted something since I forgot to tell her not to blog it. Fortunately, only about 3 people read her blog. (Notice that I said I should, but then continued talking and didn’t…)

Ok. I’m sorry.

Anyway, reactions ranged from indifference and a subject change to enthusiastic and planning the wedding *right now*. We’re thinking late spring. Something local. Something laid back. Something us.

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I thought I could hold it, but by the time I got to my parents’ I knew it was a lost cause. So, 1pm and I had to start the clock over. I drank a glass of water before lunch, one with lunch, and one while we were sitting around chatting. Honestly, I have no idea how long it normally takes my body to process water. Why? Because I’m sane? Actually, because i try to keep myself hydrated, so I’m usually constantly drinking water anyway. And I don’t keep track of the time between trips to the bathroom.

So, I get to the testing facility, fill out some paperwork, and am led to a bathroom. In the past, when I did drug tests, I was handed a cup and told to either leave it in the secret cubby in the bathroom or bring it out to the desk when I’m done. This time, the woman directing me told me to fill the cup half-way, don’t flush, don’t wash my hands. She would wait for me outside the door. At least she didn’t have to stay in the room and watch me pee, right?

My dilemma at this point is that I’m not sure I can fill the cup as much as necessary. I’ll skip the part in between, but suffice it to say, there was spray and I had a brand new dilemma. I now had urine on my hand, which I wasn’t allowed to wash, and pants down while a woman outside was waiting for me to call her back in.

Am I really the only person who finds it exceedingly difficult to pee in a cup? Shouldn’t women get like a funnel of some sort or something? Maybe just a P-mate

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